梅花结出个黑桃

博彩压注
AK = Anna Kournikova. Always looks Great. Never wins.
AK: 安娜库尔尼科娜---看上去总是很好，就是从来没赢过

赌场选择
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs.
为什么大象不喜欢在丛林里打扑克？
因为那儿有太多的骗子（猎豹的谐音）

德州扑克比点
Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there is only ONE spot left. Knowing this, Pamela decides to seduce God by showing her bare breasts. God looks at them and says, "Very nice." "Does that mean I'm in?" says Pamela. God looks over to his side and sees the Queen of England douching in the corner. He looks back at Pamela and says, "Sorry, a royal flush always beats a pair."

帕米拉安德森（某位知名封面女郎）和英国女王伊丽莎白二世死在了同一天。当他们来到天堂的门口，上帝拦住她们，说是这里只剩下一个空位。帕米拉一听，决定露出双峰诱惑上帝。上帝看了一眼，说道“好美”。帕米拉连忙追问：“那是不是我可以留下了呢？”上帝扭头瞥了一瞥正在角落做着灌肠的女王，然后转过头来对帕米拉说了一句：“对不起，皇家同花顺什么时候都比对子大。”

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